Shaning it

When you willingly decide to sleep at 6 pm instead of having a great time with your friends

Guy 1: Lets play dnd everyone is on a call
Guy 2: Sorry dude its 5:35pm I need to sleep
Guy 1: stop shaning it

by goonman24 March 15, 2026

Spanking Nog

Silly Ahh name for Beating The Wife

Dude, If she threatens to leave, Just start Spanking Nog

by Jank Botiko Fan February 20, 2025

Spanking a turkey

Killing time

Somebody asked her what she was doing, and she said I'm just spanking a turkey

by OWL76 March 29, 2025

Spanking Biscuits

When you and the boys are golfing and one of them (it could be you) gets a call from their ex-wife discussing child support money and/or custody of the kids.

The boys were hitting the links on a Thursday afternoon when we lost Johny, before realizing he was Spanking Biscuits

by Crag Scalpula April 19, 2025

Sharking

To date multiple people at once with no shame or remorse.

Shark a bitch!

You Sharking this Summer?

by Bcdfq June 9, 2025

Sharking

To be a hoe

Basically talking to multiple people at once

Person 1: “I’m finna be sharking all summer!”
Person 2: “boy bye, you’s a lil goldfish.”

by OgBadbitty June 20, 2025

Skanking

A violent dance often used at punk rock shows that is intended to look like a wild flailing shaking of a person enjoying the energy of the music. However it is usually employed as a subterfuge meant to hide the dancers intent to aggressively assault and hospitalize as many people as possible before either being arrested or coming down from the trance like psychotic LSD and Methamphetamine rush.

Hey Charlie was skanking his way through that crowd on the dancefloor screaming and ranting about being a demon wolverine.

by Toodles ass puppy August 25, 2025