waffle semen

waffle house mashed with waffle cum and Mexican semen

Can I get some Waffle Semen with my Coffee?

by ayylmao3255 February 7, 2018

yellow semen

how cum looks as it drips out a pussy with a yeast infection.

man my cum came out subarine yellow thats how i new her yeast infection was bad. all the yellow semen

by ICEANT September 17, 2023

dream semen

The product of air master bation.

Davon air master bated at me yesterday. Got his dream semen all over my new glasses.

-Facts about Dream Semen-

Dream semen shows up on black lights as an electric orange color.

I'm red light. Dream semen turns into Robin Williams and grants you 3 wishes.

Three squirts of dream semen levels up Mario for an entire game board.

Dream semen boils at the same temperature that water freezes.

Dteam semen pairs well with dry whites and moist reds

Dream semen is what all of the lost boys were flinging at each other during the dinner scene in the movie hook. It is the most accurate visual documented in human history.

Dream semen does not get women pregnant; It just makes them fat.

by Duchess Valentine March 31, 2017

Waste of semen

Delbinson Animations

“U piss me off u waste of semen”

by mrberenisp4d0 February 1, 2024

semen safe

The Politically Correct term for CumDumpster

Your wife is such a semen safe, Bob

by PenguinMolester June 7, 2018

Semen splattering deal

A deal so good that it makes a mess in your trousers.

If he wants a normal sale source on..not quite the semen splattering deals we've got on the go elsewhere 😉

by Martoon32 March 20, 2021

Semen

The thing you drink on a Saturday night.

Jenna: omg I drank semen yestaday it was so gud.

Maria: you too?

by My non existent cock June 4, 2020