scratchy-gasm

When someone is brought to the point of utmost joy, and/or lowest submission via scratchies.

Can be addictive like a drug.

"The best day of my life was when I had my first scratchy-gasm."

"I'm so addicted to scratchy-gasms that I'll do whatever it takes to get more!"

by chazz122 July 29, 2012

scratchless

Not a 'Scratcher' - i.e - person(s) engaged either in, or all of, routine denial, distortion, conflation and omissions of facts and truth in order to further their own political agenda(s). Scratchers are involved in both written and oral revisionism, past and present. They'll say or write anything, even if they know it's not true, as long as they win the battle. In other words, they 'scratch out', truth, even in cases where the truth is starkly evident.

"I like this guy. He speaks with reason and truth, referring often to proven facts as a source of evidence to support his claims. He's completely scratchless, if only there were more people like him about! Thankfully, he's unlike a lot of these politically correct left wing scratchers from the world of Narnia who will violently scream and cry if you say or do something they don't like. In my Student Union, they've reserved special rooms called 'Safe Zones' where one can only enter as long as they follow a tyrannical left wing code of politically correct verbal and physical behaviour. They've 'scratched out' my freedom to think and speak in there so if I want to socialise I have to go off campus to the Lamb and Shoulder for a pint!'

by aldo09 June 16, 2017

Scratchy

Filthy young pretending to be conscius about activism that derives in chaos

The scratchy broke the door.

by Cuenta Pública January 15, 2018

scratchy lips

When you kiss people so much your lips become dry and get mono

Omg Steven made me have scratchy lips

by Scratchy lips May 13, 2018

Scratchy

Scratchy means that if Daniel touches you will get the scratch virus that stays there all your life

"I am so scratchy that blood is coming out

by Randololo October 30, 2020

Scratchy-man

very scratchy. and ratchet. stares at you intensely. needs someone to hold his hand. has a big butt. and a crooked smile. nevertheless we love them. More often than not an artist.

That artist is looking kind of scruffy.
Must be a Scratchy-man.

by tealover13 April 11, 2023

Scratchy Bum-Hole

When you don't cut your nails for a week and scratch deep in your butthole so that you get brown under your fingernails.

Bro, my fingernails are so dirty because I just scratchy bum-hole'd myself.

by Dookiepoopy September 24, 2023