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School (noun) the place that serves prison food, looks like a prison, gives out prison labor (if that's a thing), holds criminals, thieves, and a few innocents, gives unnecessary work, looks like a prison, has a bad bathroom system, denies people rights, and lets a bell tell us what to do. Yet they say it isn't a prison. They're right, because prison would have better food.
School (noun) the place that serves prison food, looks like a prison, gives out prison labor (if that's a thing), holds criminals, thieves, and a few innocents, gives unnecessary work, looks like a prison, has a bad bathroom system, denies people rights, and lets a bell tell us what to do. Yet they say it isn't a prison. They're right, because prison would have better food.
Teacher: you need to learn division to paint a picture.
Me: yeah, sure.
Teacher: school and learning is fun!
Me: said no one, like, ever. The freakin' Wright brothers dropped out of high school and didn't even bother with college, and they invented the airplane!
Teacher: good point. You unleashed the truth that school has no purpose, DETENTION!
Me: yeah, sure.
Teacher: school and learning is fun!
Me: said no one, like, ever. The freakin' Wright brothers dropped out of high school and didn't even bother with college, and they invented the airplane!
Teacher: good point. You unleashed the truth that school has no purpose, DETENTION!
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Get the School mug.The word "School" is just a cover up term used for torture. Some people enjoy school, who ever enjoys school is a product of satin himself. The assignments that you're given during "School Hours" are just torture devices in disguise, they're made to break your mind. Lunch and Recess are just time off the torture so you don't die from it. Some 'Teachers' may keep you in at Lunch or Recess for some extra torture. In conclusion "School" is complete and utter torture.
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by M_mony January 11, 2022
Get the School mug.You wake up way too goddamn early just to go to a hell hole and sit and fuckin a hour long classes learning about shit you don't give 1 goddamn fuck about. The goddamn teacher claims we would use the skills when you older. Then when you get home the cunt-ass teachers make you do book reports and homework knowing goddamn well we ain't gonna do the shit. It's basically jail.We locked in the place for seven hours and a bell dismisses us.
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Teacher: Who likes school?
Pupil: Not Me
Teacher: Why?
Pupil: 'cause it is six cruel hours of our lives
Teacher; Oh....
Pupil: Not Me
Teacher: Why?
Pupil: 'cause it is six cruel hours of our lives
Teacher; Oh....
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