"My dad said he wanted another kid. So, while he was asleep I went into his room and gave him the sandy handy. Shut that shit down real quick."
by Mikey Hatman January 24, 2023
A handjob given from one party to another with a hand coated in sand. Purpose being pain for pleasure.
"Ani do you want a sandy handy?"
- Padme
"I dont like sand, it's coarse, its rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere."
- Anakin
- Padme
"I dont like sand, it's coarse, its rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere."
- Anakin
by MrFatboy343 May 24, 2018
by englishhotpocketmaster October 24, 2010
The act of having anal sex without the use of a lubricant. It is often performed while in a drunken state and no lube is available. The word is derived from the movie Grease and Sandy's strong desire for booze and anal sex.
"Without lube, we're gonna have to take this drunken sandy nice and slow. I can't be no grease lightnin."
by spectical July 21, 2016
Fat fuck that looks like a cow and laughs at her own fucking joke that fat fuck is a horrible ass bitch that never teaches what she needs to
by 12346idk April 18, 2017
by Susballs September 25, 2021
When two or more individuals meet, more commonly at a nudist beach and engage in mutual (giving and receiving) maturbation on the beach.
Today I went to the nudist beach and this guy next to me had a really nice boner, he was looking at me...I was looking at his boner and then one this led to antoher and we had a "mutual sandy handy".
by Rubie Alice March 25, 2019