Salmon

a phrase uttered by Yetis viewed as gibberish by some but in actuality, it is much deeper.

Yeti: SALMON!
Matt: stfu

by Yeti Jones January 22, 2008

talking salmon

A rare fish found in lakes and rivers of the Southwest USA that comes to the surface and makes noises resembling a young human, such as "Mama" "Dada" and "Baby want some milk".

John: Yeah, I'm going fishing at Pena Blanca this weekend. Maybe I'll catch some talking salmon.

Stupid bitch: Talking salmon?

John: Yeah you know, those fish that swim up and go, "Mama, Mama, baby want some milk."

Stupid bitch: Oh.

by zach September 1, 2003

Salmon Swirl

1)When salmon is ground up in a blender and placed in a funnel leading into a woman's vagina

2)When a salmon is shoved into a girl's vagina and it is whipped and swirled around for fun

"It was prom night and after weeks of anticipation, Nancy let Chester salmon swirl her."

"Man, that girl was such a ho! I just rung the door bell and she pulled me inside and begged me for a salmon swirl."

"Wendy! I can't salmon swirl you if you don't have the blender and spoon! Augh!"

by Bubbie "Thunder" McTaco January 11, 2008

Salmon Snatch

A hoe who has a pussy with fiery red hair covering her crotch.

"Haha, Sally has a salmon snatch!"
"Smelly Sally has a salmon snatch!"

by Gravox June 11, 2006

Salmon Sausage

A very very long slimy penis. Approximately 30m in length.

Woah, he has a massive salmon sausage.

by Salmon man February 6, 2017

smoking the salmon

Having such intense sex, that you set off the smoke detector.

I had the fire department show up at my girls place, since we were smoking the salmon.

by Fabfrostmage July 21, 2017

Salmoneus

To trick or mislead someone, like a rick roll. He is also the owner of a popular RuneScape fansite.

Tusho pulled a Salmoneus

by Exodiara January 11, 2009