swampon

Its like a tampon for men. Its a pad that goes on the grundle which prevents sweaty nutsacks, and reduces the stench that may form in the grundle region whenever it gets swampy down there.

Gary, wanna run to the guys room? I need a swampon, i'm starting to get a little sweaty and stinky down there.

by Somers NY October 28, 2009

swamp zombie

An unresponsive sex partner found in the bayous of Louisiana who makes unappealing loud moans constantly, not necessarily during sex.

I don't know if *it* was a man or woman, but it was a total swamp zombie.

by swampzombiefetish January 23, 2014

swamp ass

The unfortunate occurrence when one's ass gets sweaty, itchy and smelly usually after a low-quality dump or when another dump is impending. This often occurs in hot weather situations. Swamp ass can also occur when one is holding back flatulence or avoiding taking a dump in a filthy bathroom.

I had Indian food for lunch then got all sweaty walking home and have a nasty case of swamp ass. I need a shower and a butt-wipe. Dude I have the worst swamp ass right now but there's no way I'm taking a dump in that place.

by Fred S. Tare May 30, 2014

swamp buggying

The placement of one's face, specifically the mouth, into the area between the buttocks, followed by a rapid shaking of the face in a side-to-side motion accompanied by yelling. The resulting sound that is created sounds similar to a swamp buggy.

I was swamp buggying her last night.

by akon907 May 12, 2015

Swamo

A gamer who feels the need to brag about their nonexistent sex life.

Person 1: "Dang man, I've been having so much sex lately."
Person 2 whispering to person 3: "Your friend is a total swamo. Like I hate him right now."

by Rake1 August 16, 2015

Swamp Vag

Also known as Swamp Vagina. Swamp Vag occurs when the female genitalia is of an unpleasant and quite robust odor. This odor, one of immense power, can cause individuals to clear rooms without prior notice.

"Oh man this workout was crazy, I think I have swamp vag!" "Do you smell that swamp vag right now, disgusting!"

by K.D. Smiff December 31, 2015

swampy taint

A taint so unwashed it resembles the scummy bottom of a neglectful fifth grader's fishbowl

I had to stop eating Jessica's ass due to her swampy taint

by willhop_onmydick March 8, 2016