SWAG

Possibly the most hideous sounding word conceivable. Not only does it hurt my tongue to say, it also fills my stomach with a horrible nauseating feeling. Swag is a word synonymous with the absolute lowest societies. Those with swagger choose to wear only the most trashy clothes and scorn sophistication as well as good taste in general. They are the very embodiment of Nietzsche's slave morality!

After he claimed to have "swag," I lost all respect for him entirely.

by Prince_Steven January 4, 2015

Swag

1. (n)- a person's douche quotient
2. (adj.)- an object that will likely increase a person's douche quotient (in form swaggy)
3. an interjection commonly used to increase one's douche quotient

When Bob wore his swaggy snapback, everyone thought he was a douche.

by amused_lemon November 2, 2014

Swag

An incredibly stupid person or a doofus. Most people us this word in the wrong sense.

Person 1:I have so much swag
Person 2: So you mean your a doofus?

by George Lohan February 26, 2015

Swag

Wow. A lot of you idiots think that swag stands for Secretly we are gay. If you're serious about it, and your not messing around, you're not worth living.( just kidding!) Anyways, Swag means:
1.Swag: a long curtain, hung across the the grib (window)
2.Swagger: walking confidently, awesomely, in the shape of a swag
3.Swag (official slang): awesome, cool epic, (roughly, 1920)
4.Swagger (off. slang): one who is swag
5.Secrety we are gay (stupid fad): a 1960s term, probably started as a joke

1.My priceless swag got ripped!
2.He was swaggering along the sidewalk
3.# Yolo Swag people!
P.S. The term above means you only live once, so be awesome!!!
4.I'm a swagger!
5."You can't join our swag club, because you're so crapped nooby."

"Oh yeah, swag stands for secrety we are gay!"

"No it doesen't"

"Derp...

by Swag is so awesme June 24, 2014

Swag

The amount of awesomeness someone has.

Lauren: Yo whats up guys ?

Katie: Nothing. Hey lauren did you know that adam has more

swag than me ?!?!

Lauren: Ya of course.....

Adam : Wow thanks katie :')

by Loberto19 August 30, 2011

SWAG

Sexy
With
A bit of
Gangster

he's got swag" "whats that?" "sexy with a bit of gangster

by M.Harbach July 9, 2011

Swag

Doing what you want, when you want, and how you want to do it.

James did his homework last night the exact way the teacher asked him to...he don't have no motherfuckin' swag.

by KENADREA October 22, 2011