A game that needs ultimate focus and agility which can only be mastered by the greatest of the even greater. The fancy men blessed this game upon us year 2012 this is when the chosen ones rose to take care of with class.
Unknowing fool: omg! What’s that game I’ve never seen it
Mischievous genius: it is subway surf you bastard, now scram I can’t be seen with people of your knowledge class.
Same fool: but I only wanted to know what you were playing
Mischievous genius: you can’t get the gift you have to be born with if, every morning I wake and begin grinding subway surf. It’s not a choice you get chosen by the life style.
The fool: (too flabbergasted to even utter a word falls to his knees and prays in silence…..)
Mischievous genius: it is subway surf you bastard, now scram I can’t be seen with people of your knowledge class.
Same fool: but I only wanted to know what you were playing
Mischievous genius: you can’t get the gift you have to be born with if, every morning I wake and begin grinding subway surf. It’s not a choice you get chosen by the life style.
The fool: (too flabbergasted to even utter a word falls to his knees and prays in silence…..)
by Chevreentusiast May 9, 2022
Get the Subway surfmug. by Calamus56 December 3, 2023
Get the throat surfingmug. 
Get the Surfmug. Surf-vibing- adj; a made up word herby meaning being in a chaotic situation, i.e surfing; but being use to the chaos, i.e vibing.
by R3DM6N August 2, 2023
Get the Surf-vibingmug. When a woman that identified as heterosexual decides to give cunnilingus to another women because she’s sick of dealing with men
Zack’s wife got fed up with his infidelity and selfishness, so she went out for drinks with the girls and ended up carpet surfing with Julie.
by Ralniv August 26, 2023
Get the Carpet Surfingmug. surf n turf is a quote from the tv show skins which means getting absolutely high out of your mind while possibly having a cheeky shag. when one spends an evening getting drunk/wasted/sloshed with friends. we live for surf n turf. While surf n turfing you will find mdma fiends and lost wanderers of the ket tribe, that have made a nest in the hardtek forest.
by sillywankerrrrrrrrr November 3, 2020
Get the surf n turfmug. Similar to web surfing. What somebody does when they are looking for something on their computer, usually an old assignment or paper that could be reused. Also what people do with somebody elses computer in attempt to find their porn.
Jane did not feel like writing a 4 page essay, so she folder surf so she could turn in a paper she wrote 3 years ago.
Michael borrowed George computer, assuming george had porn on his computer Michael folder surf.
Michael borrowed George computer, assuming george had porn on his computer Michael folder surf.
by CaptainGarbage January 4, 2014
Get the folder surfmug.