scumplotch

1. An area stain caused by male or female ejactulation fluid, either wet or crusted over.

2. A stupid idiot; an untrustworthy person; flashier word for asshole.

1a. The maid peeled back the top layer of Ken's bedsheets to reveal a mass infestation of scumplotch.

1b. Dude, do NOT borrow any of Ken's blankets, there are scumplotch marks all over it!

2. Ken is a fuckin' scumplotch, man - do not trust that guy. And don't shake his hand either.

by The Dirty Doll July 14, 2008

slump hump

When a male/female is in a sexual relationship 'slump' or dry spell, they 'hump' or have intercourse with someone below par.

Tim hasn't gotten laid in over a year, so he's going to slump hump that manish/overweight girl he met at the anti-war demonstration.

by Narbonne1944 July 29, 2012

Shumpy

Shumpy is a creature that lives on her couch and wakes up at 3:00pm every day. Shumpy binge watches a lot of anime. She wishes Rin okumura was real. Shelby has amazing friends.

churub: "hey shumpy"
Me:"what?"
Churub:"come look at this edgey add meme"
Me:"oK"

by Salty_llama August 1, 2017

Slumped nia

Chilled as fuck and a bitch

I’m a bitch when I’m slumped nia

by 628162ff June 21, 2018

slump mode

you initiate slump mode typically when you smoke indica or when you’re starting to come down from your high. you get hella tired and next thing you know it’s the next day and you wasted your high

friend 1: dude i’m on slump mode wake me up in 5 mins i’m gonna get a quick power nap in
friend 2: we all know you’re out ftd

by fuckalight March 2, 2019

Slumpdog Millionaire

A person who's profession is being slumped. A Slumpdog Millionaire can be found passed out anywhere and everywhere at anytime. A Slumpdog Millionaire is more often than not slumped due to large quantities of marijuana.

*5 minutes into a movie*

Chris: "Is Luke already passed out?"

Ryan: "Yeah dude, he's Slumpdog Millionaire."

"Sam is Slumpdog Millionaire after that last dab."

"Dude I'm Slumpdog Millionaire after that 8 hour shift."

by yungmully July 27, 2019

Slump buster

When a person goes through a long period of not dating and the "Slump Buster" is the one who breaks the "slump".

Guy 1: That woman over there looks lonely.
Guy 2: Well, not anymore because I'm the slump buster!

by One off handle January 27, 2022