After a hot and steamy night with a "cougar," in the shower, on the counter, maybe even on the floor; she leaves you unexpectedly under cover of the night. May result in a deep deep depression, and possibly a sweet porn video you filmed without her knowledge.
"Hey man did you bring any chicks home after you left the bar?"
Ya bro, but i totally got COUGAR-STOMPED!
Ya bro, but i totally got COUGAR-STOMPED!
by 38-ProfessorOfMadness November 30, 2010
Get the Cougar-Stompedmug. by Garrick_Robidue March 25, 2024
Get the Blaffle Stompmug. George was late for work, and he had a decision to make either Relieve himself or have a shower; I thought came to him, why not do both. as he took his fat sloppy shit, while showing he thought to himself, thank God for waffle stomping.
by Charles Montague November 22, 2023
Get the Waffle stompmug. Alternative of Curb Stomp. To brutally stomp on someone while they're beneath you to kill them. To utterly dominate and destroy the opponent.
by DTK02 June 2, 2024
Get the Foot stompmug. by PPforFREE February 3, 2025
Get the Mud Stompmug. Someone that put cookie dough in his girlfriend vagina, then precedes to stomp the vagina with his testicles.
by JAR JAR BINKS LOVRRR November 28, 2016
Get the Cookie Stompmug. Sexualised placement of one or more feet into a cobbler, usually peach. Often clothed in a single sock the stomper will move the foot about attempting to get the more fluid material to pass up and between the toes. The cobble soiled socks fetch a premium from the right wearer.
That Onizuka chap offered to pay me handsomely for some basic cobble stomp photos, dude didn't even want me to cry during it.
by Maximus Polokov April 16, 2019
Get the cobble stompmug.