Blaffle Stomp

When you receive a blumpkin while in the shower and then you waffle stomp the shit down the drain.

“Dude, I hopped in the shower and received a blaffle stomp”

by Garrick_Robidue March 25, 2024

Ronful Stomp

The utter domination of your forces in a battle.

"BRO YOU JUST GOT RONFUL STOMPED"

by aitomic December 9, 2021

G-Stomp

Abbreviation for Goomba Stomp. The total and complete dominance over a n00b in the realm of gaming, akin to the act of Mario squashing a goomba underfoot.

Yo brohammer, did you me 4-stock that button masher in Smash? I totally G-Stomp'd that n00b.

by TheMadler January 17, 2012

Glob Stomping

When a person ruins someone elses hopes and dreams.

Why are so many people Glob Stomping me today?

by IAmSoAwesomeSauce March 13, 2011

Waffle Stomp

When you cant make it to the toilet while showering, so you just shit in the shower and stomp it down the drain

Guy 1: "I hit a waffle stomp the other day cause that burger I ate turned into a log the size of arizona and I couldn't hold it"

Guy 2: what in the actual fuck is wrong with you, man

by Cum dumpster megatron May 11, 2024

stomp on men

what feminists say when men are just being idiots

person 1: OMG i hate men so much!!
person 2: ikr? we should do something
person 3: just stomp on men! easy ;)

by oh heck nah November 21, 2022

Story Stomp

When you are conversing with a group of friends about a meaningful topic and the insecure, needy friend comes in and starts discussing non meaningful and completely unrelated topics as a way to regain the attention of the group.

Friend 1: So I think I might have the Cancer. I'm waiting for my test results to come back.

Friends 2 and 3: OMG, I can't believe this! What ---

Friend 4: Wow. So yeah, I just took a nice big poop. It was so big and steamy. It was pretty much like the best poop ever.

Friend 1: so thanks for the Story Stomp. Guess my shit isn't important.

by Qufad January 25, 2015