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Marshall Status

When a minor consumes so much alcohol that he/she develops long term dementia generally causing the consumer to creep like a pedophile in heat.
Early signs that someone is beginning to reach Marshall Status include:
1)At the beginning of the night, using terms similar to:
"Bro, let's get OBLIBERATED tonight!"
"Let's get FUUUUUCKED UPPPP!"
"I wanna get destroyed!"
"Dude. Let's just get demolished and do some crazy shit!"

2) Once drinking has begun, conversations similar to:
"Hi there my names Marshall" *wink, *leans in for kiss,

"Ewww i don't even know you!" *Slap

The person has probably reached Marshall Status if:

Projectile Vomiting occurs, to the point where a baptism could be done with liquid rejected.

Marshall Status is obtained often on college campuses where extracurricular activities are slim to nonexistent.
by Schall, the Novelist November 7, 2010
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MOG status

1. noun - A state of perfection that can only be described by the words "Mother of God."

2. noun - An event which renders one speechless.
Person 1 - "Here is your mixed drink!"
Person 2 - **sip** "Mother of God..."
Person 1 - "...MOG status--Achieved!"
by Professor Funkadopolis January 14, 2014
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Father Status

To be an expert in a specific type of game, sport, hobby, or other activity.

If you are an expert of something you would be referred as Father (insert last name).
Wow he is so good at ping pong !
Yea he has reached father status

You beat through the fire and flames on expert !? your of father status on guitar hero.
by club30 April 4, 2009
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Server Status

Status acheived when people utilize three-way to get more than three people on the phone.
It doesn't take long for me and my friends to reach server status.
by Yaweh September 16, 2005
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Status Stutter

several status updates that when put together is one stuttering sentence.
6:31 Jason loves the hot weather!
6:31 Jason loves the hopt
6:30 Jason is

Jason is...loves the hopt...loves the hot weather!

3 tries, really? That was the best status stutter I have seen today.
by Pimbo Slice April 20, 2009
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Grizz Status

The act of being so black out drunk that an individual can't stand or speak, and can barely open their eyes.
Dude, Sam was on Grizz Status last night. He was so fucked up he couldn't even stand and he put his head through a wall.
by bear crazy December 11, 2012
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Bagger Status

When she is so fucking ugly, but has an incredibly hot body that you need to put a bag over her head to have sex, or at least to donkeypunch. (look it up)
Last night I was eyeing this very hot body, but I discovered upon closer inspection she had only reached "Bagger Status".
by Tit's McGee February 4, 2009
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