tainted squirrel

When you're getting your dick sucked and the woman takes balls in mouth while sticking her tounge out to lick the taint.
That whore Cindy gave me a bj along with a tainted squirrel last night.
by 12bdk January 21, 2016
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Squirrel Snaked

a) my buddy was hitting on this tall blonde last night but I squirrel snaked him and took her home.

b) My buddy totally squirrel snaked my style.
by flyntflossy&ocho November 22, 2011
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flying squirrel

When you are cut off from the trail snowboarding and CRASH! into a tree.
At Dodge Ridge Odis cut Megan off the trail and she did a flying squirrel into a pine tree.
by Odis DeHart February 28, 2007
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The Flying Squirrel

This is the greatest Asian sex move of all time. Essentially it is a standing 69. Using gravity boots, the female hangs upside down (lowered to the appropriate level or the male can stand on a stool) and the male does his business. The male then leaves the female to get herself down. For added spice, one can make it difficult, i.e. ejaculate in her face.
Your mom and I did the flying squirrel, and afterwords I jizzed in her face.
by Pina Slicker March 18, 2010
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flying squirrel

An issult, similar to a moon, but done with the scrotum. A person grabs his scrotum at to spots near the bottom, pulls his sack flat, and starts flying around.
Brett dropped his pants and gave the bitch da flying squirrel.
by Hang Low Saxon January 12, 2004
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flying squirrel

A counter-rape tactic, in which the victim lies in wait in a spiderman-style pose, arms and legs spread, on the ceiling (on the underside of the top bunk of a bunkbed, etc.) above the rapist's bed. When the rapist returns to his/her sleeping area the victim lets out a battle cry and drops from the ceiling like a flying squirrel. Counter-rape ensues.
Anna always said that if someone raped her, she would flying squirrel their ass.
by gingerscholarbusinessman December 22, 2009
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Paste the squirrel

to throw a used, filled up condom at a squirrel.
We pasted that squirrel to get rid of the evidence when the toilet clogged up.
by Nick February 08, 2004
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