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Soggy Yankee Yank

A common gesture performed by the majority of American males upon exiting a body of water whereby the male tugs at his crotch, introducing air into his swim suit, thus obscuring both the size and shape of his penis. Some members of other cultures believe it is a reflection of the general tendancy of US males to hide their true merit and rely on smoke and mirrors to create a misleading or inflated impression.
Concerned that his penis was smaller than the other men, the self-conscious American swimmer performed a Soggy Yankee Yank as he exited the pool.
by opticnrv September 8, 2013
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Soggy Ass Fries

Soggy ass fries. When a restaurant has so much oil in their fries that the fries turn soggy.
"Wow, McDonald's has them Soggy Ass Fries"
by smolmua September 30, 2020
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Soggy Chair Surprise

When you secretly cum on a chair and wait until someone sits on it.
“Don’t sit on that chair I saw Joe do a Soggy Chair Surprise
“Nah I like it
by Toddler5678 November 1, 2021
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soggy grilled cheese

When you cum between two slices of cheese and put that cheese between two slices of bread and make grilled cheese.
Joey made me a soggy grilled cheese for dinner last night. It was the best. I can still taste it in my mouth.
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Soggy Crack Biscuit

You gather some friends and play a casual game of Soggy Biscuit and then Everyone shits on the biscuit and then everyone plays a game of Rock, Paper, Scissors and whoever loses eats it. Almost as Simple as Jenga!!
Man would i kill to play a game of Soggy Crack Biscuit with Jessica's cute ass.
by Uncle Tubby December 19, 2020
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Soggy Breeze-Block

When a womans vagina is so cold and damn that it creates a draft/breeze with every thrust.
Person: Fucked Zoe last night, she had a right Soggy Breeze-Block, i couldn't keep a stiffy!
by Broseidon August 11, 2016
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Your doggy soggy

Worse than every insult combined, including "your granny tranny". This would be a final resort in an argument as it is unlimitedly powerful. If this insult is used against you, there's no chance of survival.
Person 1: Your mom gay
Person 2: Your granny tranny
Person 1: Your doggy soggy
Person 2: *Asphyxiated by an unknown force, possibly the unknown power of the insult*
by BattyBoi March 17, 2018
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