Smegma Stealer

An unknown entity who steals and collects the crusty smegma off cut/un-cut men while they are sleeping.

The Smegma Stealer stole my dick particles!

by Rionox April 20, 2023

Smegladoff

What I call the girl I love.

You're such a smegladoff.

by Bzlots May 9, 2023

smegladoff

A word she made up that can mean anything.
(When I say it to her it means she is someone I love.)

She's such a smegladoff.

by Bzlots May 9, 2023

Smegma

A dance that was founded by both a TikTok producer and the YouTube star Jay Swingler of TGF

Guy 1: mate why is that dude flapping hims arms about for?
Guy 2: He's doing the smegma dance bro!
Guy 1: ohh that's what that is!

by TheGhxstFrom_GR August 30, 2023

smegmoic

A person who is addicted to fellating unclean penises with crusted smegma under the foreskin.

She found great success in canvassing the soup kitchen lines for men with dirty loins to satisfy her smegmoic cravings.

by RighteousAngler August 30, 2023

Smegma

Smegma is a combination of shed skin cells, skin oils, and moisture. It occurs in both male and female mammalian genitalia

For example: daiton garside has stinky smegma 24/7 (he needs a wash)

by Stinky smeg October 20, 2023

Smegledike

Bulldike that smells like urine and fish.
See smegma in urban dictionary.

Damn it Suzy!!! I smell fish, are you hiding that Smegledike in the closet?

by justin case 4u October 31, 2023