sausage party

A party or setting in which heterosexual males far outnumber single females.

Jim: "How was that party last night?"
Kevin: "It was pretty good, but most of the people there were gay men."
Jim: "So it was a sausage party"
Kevin: "I don't know about that Jim because although there were only a few women there, there were even fewer straight men there."

by Kevin October 11, 2003

sausage hallway

Another name for a sluts vagina.

Guy 1: "I got with Clarissa last night!"
Guy 2: "Isn't she a slut? I've heard shes got a sausage hallway."

by christian11M February 15, 2017

sausage sheath

Another word for a condom

You better have a sausage sheath when you go over to her house tonight.

by Johnnyjackingjizzwizzard January 5, 2018

sausage noggin

The head of a penis.

Instead of thinking with his head, he's thinking with his sausage noggin.

by Dee-Rock June 25, 2012

sausage linkin'

The lower version of "muffin topping." When a lady's thighs roll out of the bottom of her shorts, creating a sausage link effect.

Dang! Did you see that lady sausage linkin' out the bottom of her shorts???

by 007Gina007Sausage August 22, 2010

portuguese sausage

Getting slapped in the face by an autistic persons dick

I went to bible camp last summer and the kid on the top bunk gave me a Portuguese sausage

by Buzzlightyear18 July 23, 2019

Sausage Fest

A Sausage fest is the act or situation where a group of males over the age of 18 socialise on a night out without any females.

"Jeez, last night was terrible. We had a sausage fest."

by Z3r0T0l3r4nc3 October 3, 2016