Rusty Venture

A Rusty Venture is when you take your finger and swirl it around a man's anal sphincter while performing a hand job

After five cocktails, Sheryl agreed to give me a Rusty Venture

by Al_the_Alchemist November 23, 2010

rusty starfish

anal,asshole,butthole

bend over and let me smell your rusty starfish

by crabbie420 October 17, 2008

rusty ventalitor

a joke when somebody shits on your chest while you sleep

dude ron gave me a rusty ventalitor last night i spent the morning washing the stink of shit off me

by ridizzle November 23, 2007

Rusty Nail

scotch and drambuie mixed together

to barkeep : "rusty nail please, macallan."

by carbombxhooligan December 13, 2004

rusty pole

After performing anal sex, The Male's penis is encased with his partner's feces.

The fudge packer packed his spouse's fudge, and when he was done he had a rusty pole.

by I <3 rusty poles May 04, 2005

Rusty Venture

A highly-disputed act of an erotic nature, with interpretations ranging from scatological acts to wildly inventive uses of peripheries (such as a snorkel). The most reasonable definition, based largely upon the nature of the man for whom it was named, is that it is not an act but a condition, namely chaffing, brought about by too much unlubricated masturbation.

Young Jack's unquenchable libido earned him a Rusty Venture mere days after he ran out of lotion.

by fffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu November 23, 2010

Rusty Alan

The result of intense asshole puckering due to extreme stress.

The new software release that I was installing on my company's computers was not working. It was lookin' like we weren't going to get our products out and I was watching my career flash before my eyes. Boy, did I have a Rusty Alan going on!

I was driving down the road after drinking six beers and a cop pulled up behind me. Boy, did I have a Rusty Alan going on!

by Ben Bean November 01, 2007