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English Rob

When you're on an ass spelunking adventure but never receive your filthy brown prize.
I was down there for two and a half hours bro, but alas it was an English rob.
by Bobeedle June 15, 2023
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Dirty rob

The most awesomest shitposter alive. Meme master extraordinaire
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stinky rob

When you run out of toothpaste so your homeboy shits on the brush
I gave John a stinky rob last night. His drunk ass couldn't tell the difference
by PoopFlipper July 9, 2023
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Rob’s Pushee

The most sacred area on Rob’s body. Is destined to be fucked. Not to be confused with pussy or bussy.
“Man, why haven’t we fucked Rob’s pushee yet?”
by Wiser and Wider July 12, 2023
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Rob

A crime that means borrowing someone's property by force without any questions and keeps it.
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Rob

Rob: The Returner Of Brightness, the opposer of Bob, and the opposite of bob from Slap Battles, a game made by tencelll.

Rob was created in the islands of Slap Royale by a group of scientists called "The Opposition" to try and stop bob from causing havoc by using a sample of him they found from a place he destroyed. It took several months for them to create the entity before it's appearance was revealed. The entity was the opposite of bob, having a different eye and body color, and being kind, caring, and docile. With this description, The Opposition decided to name the entity "rob", standing for "Returner of Brightness," that The Opposition hoped would bring down bob's reign of terror. rob started to grow and become stronger, but The Opposition kept him in his chamber and waited for him to evolve to his true form. One day The Opposition visited rob's chamber. But the glass was shattered, signifying that rob had escaped. No one knew where rob had gone, and had not left a single trace. The Opposition were losing their minds because of the time they spent creating rob for years was now gone, and could be anywhere in the world. It is unknown what happened after.
In a nutshell, Rob is bob but you don't spawn rob, rob spawns you.
Glove stand name: ŗ ̓̊̀̍͝͝ȏ̵̧̖̥̜̟̾͝b̵͈̖̔̓̿̕
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Rob

WWEREALONE is a rob when it comes to attention.
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