Puerto Rican wishing well

When a man ejaculates into the belly button of his partner forming a reservoir of semen, the man then pisses out a kidney stone through his penis into the reservoir, thereby creating the noise of a coin being dropped into a wishing well.

Boy: Hey baby where do you want me to finish?
Girl: In the belly button...
Boy: ok but i think i have to piss a kidney stone, lets make a Puerto Rican wishing well.
Girl: ok and maybe tomorrow we can try a mongolian horse race.

by Dizzle doozzle dazz April 8, 2011

rican

I girl who is of Latin descent, but usually one who is very sexy

Damn, that tan chick over their is a hella fine rican...

by CAW118 April 8, 2009

rican ride

tricked out, low-riding car with dark tints, big rims, and (optional) obnoxious exhaust. usually accompanied by reggaeton with loud bass
can be seen anywhere in the south end of hartford

Doug turned his whip into a rican ride so he'd fit in on park street but he sticks out like a sore thumb in the burbs.

by mami chulaaaa January 11, 2009

rackasaurus

huge breasts

She was beyond a double D cup size, she was a rackasaurus, said Spank Dangler from The Larrys.

by Spanky D November 18, 2010

Ricardo

Ricardo is usually a Hispanic descent type of guy. Brown hair and brown eyes. He is tall, kind-hearted, and caring. He makes sure that everyone around him is happy before he is happy. He has a girl named Aurora who will beat up every other girl her crosses into her path. Ricardo is a very trustworthy type of guy. He plays basketball and is also super cute. He is definitely shy at first, but throughout time, he is very outgoing. He is super funny and loves to play video games. He is definitely good looking, and most girls like him. He is swole too. He also hates Leanna. He also the type of guy who is super friendly which often gets mistaken as flirting. He only has one girl in mind and her name is Aurora. So back off ladies!

Vanessa: " Who is this Ricardo?"

Person: " He is a pretty swole, nice, kindhearted guy, but watch out because Aurora will beat you up!"

Vanessa: "Oh" *punched in the face by Aurora*

by Funny_Oreo July 17, 2019

Richa

An amazing person, knows how to listen and works hard to comfort u. Thinks she is not good at comforting people but always is the best one. Funny af, makes the atmosphere joyful and crackhead like. Hard working af, don't underestimate her bcs she will prove that she is a wonderful and talented person. Savage and sleepy, best combination. Is a pro gamer, girl got skills. U will forever be grateful for having her in your life. Always works hard to be the best friend others can have.

Do you know Richa?
Of course! She is the funniest oldie around here.

by SpicyBrew November 22, 2021

Puerto Rican Wet Willy

The act of licking one's hand and slapping someone across the face.

Fred was upset with his friend so he moistened his hand and told Nick how he felt with a Puerto Rican Wet Willy.

by Jack Vs2.13 November 30, 2010