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Hide-the-Cutlery-Retarded

Someone who is so stupid that it would behoove you to hide the silverware so that they don't injure themselves with it.
Timmy is hide-the-cutlery-retarded, he just asked me which band did "Stairway to Heaven". WOW.
by MimiMarquez July 22, 2010
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Retarded penguin

Simply, a retarded penguin. Its that simple. Also a great goofy insult for those who annoy you. Wanna know the secret to becoming a retarded penguin? Well...too bad ya prick!
Dude, i really wanted to know how to become a retarded penguin. Who ever wrote this is a total prick.
by KING/OF/ALL/RETARDED/PENGUINS December 21, 2010
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Retardacle

To ask a queston you know has a riduclious answer
That's a retardacle question you retard
by anthony j maguire December 1, 2010
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retarded

1. A genetic disorder that is caused by a mutation, it's an extra chromosome generally number 21, it comes with down syndrome.

2. A internet term that means "Stupid".
"Your retarded!"
"Says the one who didn't put you're."
by SpotTheGamer27 December 6, 2017
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Testicly Retarded

A person who has problems with his testicles. Can't see them (too small), can't play with them (doesn't like to), or just can't ejaculate.
When DW jerks off he is Testicly Retarded.
by Evilman666 May 20, 2009
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Retarded

The Republian Political Party. Republicans are widely considered conservative and unwilling to make progressive social and financial policy changes for the betterment of society, thus RETARDING the advancement of society.
The Bush Administration and the Republican Congress have retarded progress in the United States over the past 10 years and caused a huge economic depression as a result of their retarded ways of thinking.
by Cityzenx May 1, 2010
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retarded

(1) Generally a mentally handicapped person, with an IQ rating of below 80. As such used a general insult of intelligence. This can also be used with brief mental impairment resulting from alcohol or drugs.

(2) A female who induces stupification in all males who gaze upon her.

(3) Anything excepional, fantastic, or otherwise so good that it causes a brief period of mental impairment in the participant. e.g.
(1) "Retards ride the short bus, but they seem to like it."
"I got retarded at that party, a bottle of tequila, pot brownies, and a ball of coke!"
"I was roofie-grade retarded after eating all those Valiums last night."
(2) "Did you see that girl? She was so retarded I was drooling on myself!"
"She's too retarded for me, I swear I'd be speaking like a caveman if I managed to get close enough to talk to her."

(3) "His new car is retarded, I'm so jealous."
"That concert was retarded. I couldn't believe my ears."
by -=KrZ=- June 1, 2003
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