That don't read

From the 216
When something just makes no sense no matter how many times they say it - Usually when you caught someone cappin.

"I never cheated on you, Ja'Quez. I was with Man Man all Morning."
"That don't read. I was with Man Man all day looking for you, sha"

by 3a1l5 August 1, 2022

Carter read

Whoever has this name is a dickwad

Fuck you carter read!

by Frostyfrog2 August 1, 2022

Reading

You're doing it right now

If you can read this than you understand reading
If you can't read this than how are you reading this

by ispeelcorecttt June 6, 2022

Reading water drinker

A person to drinks water and looks at books

When I grow up, I want to be a reading water drinker at home or at the library

by gr00vyspam September 7, 2022

Battery Gay Brother Falure Can't Read

A stoned little ginger who is very good at not passing exams. Has a homosexual brother who many fear is passing the "Fag" virus to himself.

Battery Gay Brother Falure Can't Read, you spastic

by Captain OCD October 30, 2022

Don’t Read

When a Hylic is politely trying to keep their thoughts private from a vocal psychic and requests and demands not to be objectives without permission.

Woman one: “Oh he’s nice!”
Woman two: Don’t read please, I didn’t give you permission…
Man one ti Woman two: That wasn’t her giving me the compliment?
Woman two: no.

by Mrs Mrs Mrs November 4, 2022

This Text Is Being Read Aloud

This text is being read aloud is the audio check for R.I.S.E. testing. People will usually change the pitch and the speed of "This text is being read aloud" in an attempt to humor themselves before the fucking test. If you looked this up, you're probably either starting R.I.S.E soon and want to entertain yourself before, or you just ended it and don't know what the hell to do right now.

Janet: I just finished the R.I.S.E. test and I have no idea what to do so I'll just look up This Text Is Being Read Aloud on Urban Dictionary
Sam: Ur stupid

by urmom.com72 May 3, 2022