readfield 

A town in the state of Maine, it is surrounded by Winthrop, Manchester, Mount Vernon, and Wayne, the area of Kents Hill is a part of Readfield, Readfield is a boring ass town but the slums of Readfield far surpass the best of Mount Vernon.

Lets go to Readfield!" "You mean that hickass town in Maine?

readfield by toxic_encounter July 1, 2011

Readdled 

A verb, derived from Readdle, one of the first 100 Apps in the App Store, Readdle has improved the lives of millions of users through several productivity innovations for over 10 years.

To Readdle: the act of making an existing thing super easy and so much better.

Readdled: the past tense of "to Readdle"

Andrea: Hey Denys, do you know what Uber did to the 120 year old taxi business?

Denys: I don't know, tell me.

Andrea: Dude, they Readdled It!

March 2009 is Uber's 8th Readdleversary, they've been making taxi service, a thing that existed for 120 years, so much better and super simple .

Denys: Yeah, they Readdled it!

Readdled by Funderwoman July 28, 2017

news reader

To act on television as one who reports the news, but in reality only reads scripts from a teleprompter.

A Russian phrase "news reader" was created in the communist (USSR) era to describe a government controlled video personality to imitate the equivalent of the US reporter of news.
As of this writing, real "reporters" are now hard to find in the USA and confined to "talk radio".

The news reader is lying as usual.

news reader by b. schauerte December 30, 2006

Active Reading 

Extensively highlighting and writing all over a packet or book. Typically mandated by high school teachers. Commonly used as torture by teachers at the Cleveland High School CORE program in order to ensure the diminished social lives of their students. Never checked by teachers but required. Easy to copy from another student. BIGGEST PAIN IN THE ASS!

Student A: Hey man did you do your active reading?

Student B: No man, fuck that shit. i dont want to highlight anymore!

Teacher: Ok students now im collecting your active reading. Pass it up

Student B: DAMN IT!

Student A: Quick just highlight Anything

2 weeks later. student recieves paper back

Student B's paper: 10/10

Active Reading by irritated and distracted April 7, 2010

close reading 

Reading a book or poem so carefully (while constantly referencing the OED), that you suddenly discover something "new and special" about one word in the poem. This word then magically allows you to write three paragraphs about its "new and special meaning." All the while during this "close reading," you will be contemplating suicide as your face, body, and mental thought process will hurt with the agony of forced close analysis.

Bob: I've got a twenty seven page paper due tomorrow on a four line poem.

Chris: Man you better do a close reading of that poem.

close reading by Close Reader English Major November 30, 2010

Blow Ready

When you groom your penis to make it presentable for a blowjob.

James: Are you hoping to get lucky tonight?

Rob: Sure, but gotta make myself blow ready first!

Blow Ready by Dali103071 May 3, 2013

Sick reads

The act of reading/predicting a situation and preparing to act accordingly.

Sick reads bro!

Sick reads by Oversizedlolipop123 July 11, 2016