Rape Eye

Word used to describe the look a man (or woman) gives when viewing any person they find sexually attractive (and who may or may not be under-age) and hence, would like to get inside of.

Woah dude, check out Collin's rape eye! He's checkin out that jailbait in the corner!

by jtibbles October 9, 2006

bird rape

the act of having your food (preferably a churro)stolen our of your hands by a tremendous bird

nicole, who was holding her churro near her shoulder, was suddenly bird raped in the middle of her conversation with katie. she screamed like a futhamucka.

nicole-yes i'm serious! arielle is not a real mermaid
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
katie-oh my gosh! you were just bird raped

by arielle1993 February 12, 2009

Rape

A. Unlawful sexual intercourse or sexual penetration of the vagina, anus or mouth. Can be with or without force and can be with a sexual organ, a body part or an object.. Requires that the victim not provide consent or removes consent (where consent is removed, actions must immediately stop or they may constitute rape)
B) Statutory Rape. Sexual intercourse or sexual penetration of the vagina, anus or mouth. Can be with consent and can be with a sexual organ, a body part or an object but one of the persons is defined as under the legal age of consent in that jurisdiction.
C) (Improper use) Consensual sex that, post coitus, one or both of the participants regrets. Used by some women or men to describe sexual activity with a partner that in hindsight they would not have engaged in sexual activity . This use is most commonly seen on on Tumbler
D) Consequences: Rape is extremely traumatic and can be perpetrated by either gender against either gender. Can have psychological, emotional, and physical effects on a survivor, including but not limited to PTSD, self-harm, depression, flashbacks and substance abuse. A person charged and convicted of rape (sexual assault) may be incarcerated and be listed on sex offender registries maintained by local, state and national police forces. Occasionally, a person may make an improper accusation and this is also a criminal offense if proven that it was intentional.

I said 'no' but he (or she) continued and forced me to have sex. I was raped, please help me!

by BoredGenius1 April 23, 2015

i raped a mountain troll

a term used to point out the unlikeliness of something someone has claimed to have done

'i won a fight against a black man last night'
'sure you did and i raped a mountain troll'

by ihavahat April 9, 2010

Beard Rape

Randomly stroking a random victims beard, The bigger the beard and the harder the rape, the more points you score.

When we catch bin laden, im gonna beard rape him to the max!

by cum nugget June 23, 2010

sagatory rape

Someone trying to spell statutory rape how it sounds.

I tried to urban dictionary statutory rape, but didnt know how to spell it, it sounds like sagatory rape so ill try that. Oh look thank you random guy!! You are awesome.

by RandomintheTimeZone May 21, 2014

Shit Rape

The act of taking a shit that is so hard, dry, and crusty, that it will tear your asshole open with the force of a thousand warriors. May include bleeding and the inability to sit down.

Person A: Dude, I just ate some Taco Bell and I gotta go drop a nuke in the bathroom.
Person B: Careful mate, don't shit rape yourself too hard.

by SanicDid9/11 November 9, 2015