cock riding

Something that Steven does

Random person:hi Steven.

Steven: can I suck your balls while you lick my asshole.

Random person: fuck no that's nasty.

Steven: can I atleast cradle your sack.

Random person: no I hate people that cock ride

Steven: but I love cock riding

by asdfgvbn July 11, 2010

riding the white bullet

Refers to a woman having her period, or menstruating; i.e., using a tampon.

Sorry, I can't tonight; I'm riding the white bullet.

by Tabitha Elkins May 18, 2006

Dick Riding

tailgating someone really hard leaving no room in between cars

Jenny rear ended the car in front of her cause she was dick riding way too close.

by cwen87 January 20, 2011

Riding Patel

Someone who rides in the backseat when driving somewhere and there's only two of you.

Tom-"Dude, can you please give me a ride to the store? "
Rob- "Sure, But you're riding Patel"

by Suckster May 7, 2010

Riding the Black Dragon

When you take all the drugs you can possibly afford at the same time.

Hey Tim, I'm Riding the Black Dragon later tonight, You in?

by jklolnoob November 30, 2015

riding the clutch

To be engaged in the act of spanking the monkey or flicking the bean, at a level of arousal just fractionally below that required for climax, for an extended period of time.

Phone call
Cindy - Hey babe, what you doing?
Shane - Just riding the clutch baby, so I can give you a pearl necklace when you get in.
Cindy - Oh you do spoil me Shane, am running home now, bye

by Brucey Big Bonus May 12, 2017

love-railing

Not to be confused with morbid obesity or the more commonly known love handle, the love-railing is a single, unified, full-on midsection extension of flab that connects existing love handles together around the lower stomach and the back, providing 360 degrees of access to a secure lovemaking grip-hold, regardless of position. (Primarily relevant to the sexually non-selective)

Emory: Wow, judging by your screams it sounded like that fat chick you took home from the bar last night really worked you over good, huh?

Oglethorpe: You have no idea. I spent the entire night clinging for dear life to her love-railing, praying to God for it to be over.

by Skip Skipstofferson March 2, 2011