roflpotamus

A more refined version of roflcopter, 'roflpotamus' is the cure for the bored internet linguist.

Imagine the semi-aquatic hippopotamus, chowing down on a meal of grass or aquatic plants, break into a spell of delerious laughter.

"Look mate, I know you think you're a right funny bloke, but you are no roflpotamus!"

by zombiecandy December 9, 2008

rofl wofl

Rolling on the floor laughing while eating waffles. Pronounce: ROFFLE WAFFLE.

Bob: lol i atez a sandwich today
Jill: rofl wofl me too!

by Betteca January 23, 2009

Roffe

Roffe's Syndrome

Very similar to Tourette's Syndrome but where the shouting and swearing is directed at an individual or object.

More prevalent among the Celtic nations, especially the Welsh.

Common treatments include Brown Ale and Jack Daniels CAUTION - if too much treatment is taken then this may cause the syndrome to worsen.

A Roffe is also a unit of measure, 1 Roffe is equiivelent to about 100 decibels

A sufferer launches a sustained verbal attack using choice language on a person who has not done something to his satisfaction.

To go completely Roffe - a completely mental over reaction to a situation.

"He lost his Roffe" - lost his temper

Its only 0.1 Roffe - about 10 decibels
Its over 1.5 Roffe - better wear ear defenders

by Derfl May 12, 2010

ROFLMAOOL

Rolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off Out Loud

Also changed to ROFLMAOOLWLTJHSW
Rolling on floor laughing my ass off while listening to jimi hendrix smoking weed

He ROFLMAOOLed so hard he sharted.

by Bruce...hahah May 10, 2005

roflove

pls do not tell dilmah, it drives him crazee

Me: Roflove
Dilmah: Plz tell me *tears*

by Wilko125 October 28, 2004

Roffels

The alternate (and commonly considered wrong) version of Roffles. Less funny though.

I'mma reply to this topic with a crapload of roffels!

by Grey December 20, 2004

roflmaopimpmania

A lot of roflmaopimp said in a sort of mania.

Roflmaopimpmania! Lowlands was so cool!

by rnabvME2 September 8, 2005