Autotuned Quiff

An autotuned quiff is a sound better than Ariana Grande's songs

An example
Twitter

@ArianaGrande i would better listen to an autotuned quiff than your songs

by NoYouCantTryOnMyHijab August 1, 2017

i quiffed

"Making a sound by a bodily function, similar to a fart, but using your genitals."

J: What was that sound? Did the Picture fall?
E: No sorry I Quiffed"

by BigQueenJ June 19, 2018

Penis quife

That which happens from a air bubble/pocket produced between strokes/pumps

My lady was giving me a double handy and got a surprise penis quife when her strokes were out of sink

by Walstur April 17, 2020

Side-Quiff

'Side-Quiff' - an idiotic racist that thinks his comments were 'only a joke'

"Happy Birthday, mate" he said while goosestepping a nazi salute...

"Cheers fella!".. *rolls his eyes* "What a fucking Side-Quiff .

by Rosè April 22, 2021

Him Quim

A Victorian-era English slang term for boi pussy.

Oy mate! Be a good lad and bend over so I can see your him quim!

by LedTasso November 21, 2021

cock quiefs

When your having sex and the female starts to quief the male will pull out stand up white a small lean to the right winks at you and quiefs back at you

Dude- did you just quief?
Female- yes

Dude- I can do that as well (He then cock quiefs)

by NUM NUMZ123 January 4, 2024

Hefty quief

When you go to remove the trash bag from the can and it expels a pungent odor.

I went to pick up and tie the trash bag and it gave me a Hefty quief in my face.

by Barkovi January 31, 2026