The whole-body covering worn by particularly ugly ultra-orthodox muslim women as a mark of oppression. Related to a burkha, but usually found in pastel colours and on the clearance rack for 75% off.
Wow! Look at that lovely mauve queef she is wearing!
Suzie Shariah was poor and only had money to buy a queef for the dance.
Suzie Shariah was poor and only had money to buy a queef for the dance.
by loathsome in london October 26, 2011
Get the queef mug.A vaginal sneeze. Something that occurs after sexual intercourse when the penis is removed from the vagina.
A queef that also ejects female bodily fluids.
A queef that also ejects female bodily fluids.
I was banging my girl last night,and after I finished I pulled out,and was greeted by a Queef rocket
by Ass-cone June 8, 2011
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Get the French Queef mug.A sex act. Although details are widely disputed, the Zimbabwean Bologna queef is when a man's foreskin is pulled back by use of the eyelids.
The word queef was used in the name due to similarities in fluttery splurft sounds, or so allege many of the leading experts.
Few claim the eyelid strength to successfully complete such an endevour.
There is said to be a mystical dojo atop mt. Fuji, where grueling and rigorous training prepares one for the life achievement of a proper Zimbabwean Bologna queef.
The word queef was used in the name due to similarities in fluttery splurft sounds, or so allege many of the leading experts.
Few claim the eyelid strength to successfully complete such an endevour.
There is said to be a mystical dojo atop mt. Fuji, where grueling and rigorous training prepares one for the life achievement of a proper Zimbabwean Bologna queef.
As if he wasn't surprised enough after 'the hook' I made him smell chloroform and woke him up from the prison party with a Zimbabwean Bologna queef.
by Bonknob November 5, 2013
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When air gets trapped in belly fat fold where the belly button lies and is released making a queef like sound
by ThomasOT and The leprechaun November 9, 2010
Get the belly queef mug.Also known as a stalker, a queef-a-saurus rex is an ex-girlfriend who won't leave you alone even after you have clearly shown an extreme lack of interest. She is famous for farting out of her vagina which sound like the roar of a dangerous predator.
Oh my god that queef-a-saurus rex won't stop calling me! She used to force me to go down on her and one time she queefed so hard she parted my hair! I've lost my sense of sight and smell not to mention being scarred for life!
by Cosmic Monkey Testicle January 1, 2010
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