Beard Pussy

The resultant condition of a human individual's facial hair after having performed oral sex on a human female.

Todd: Mmm, baby, you taste good.
Angie: I know & now you got Beard Pussy. Why don't you go kiss your mom?

by Manic Decree November 27, 2018

Jock Pussy

Noun: A masculine and dominant vagina owned by a FtM trans-person.

"Bro lemme be gay with your jock pussy"

by Lemon-lenin May 30, 2019

pussy-slam

(v.) When a guy finishes first and a girl immediately slams her vagina on the guys mouth.

The purpose of this act is to have the oral sex begin quickly enough to avoid any loss in momentum.

Man, I blew my load way to early. Before I could apologize she pussy-slammed me. Mouth full of vage.

by absur-didy June 30, 2009

Pussy Dibs

A claim one has on a fuck buddy's genitalia that pre-dates any relationships they might have just entered.

"I just met someone! They are so dreamy! We're totally like seriously dating now."
"Well I hope you told them I have pussy dibs every now and then."
"Oh yah, no worries. When are you coming over?"

by WordSwain February 16, 2015

pussy submarine

When the forearm of a person is shoved elbow deep into a vagina

I sent my pussy submarine into the unexplored depths of this chick last night.

by Loaded questions January 3, 2014

Stroller Pussy

Single unwed mother strolling down the street looking for a baby daddy. Usually a strong clinger and commonly seen on Maury Povic due to their permissive life style, and mass confusion of who said baby daddy is.

clinger, blood sucker, fishy, cottage cheese, vagina, saggers, stroller pussy

by johnny2eyes October 15, 2011

crumble pussy

An insult used to define someones dry, crumbly vagina.

Cammie is such a crumble pussy, I can't believe Sam likes her.

by Brock Hot Ass August 17, 2016