Puss n Boots

Parker is a goddamn puss n boots. (is that emough words u fuckin urban dictionary cockmasters)

parker is a puss n boooots.

by Wegrodamus April 13, 2005

Puss-E-vac (pussyvac)

When ones cock is so big, that once inserted into a vagine, it leaves no room for anything else, not even air! The insertion causes mass and rapid evacuation of all the air, resulting in a somewhat awkward sound (a pussy evacuation)

"I swear, I didn't fart.. "
"Yeah I know... Puss-E-vac (pussyvac) :)"
"???"

by MessyEssie February 5, 2010

puss infected cum bubble

noun- one who eats penis and has been made a bitch more than once

that puss infected cum bubble stole my seat

by Anonymous April 25, 2003

Busted-Out Puss Flap

This is achieved when the inner labia (typically of a fat woman) sticks out to the side and looks like a uvula. It is especially common for the accompanying odor to be the worst thing you will ever smell in a thousand lifetimes.

"I figured I'd take that whore to a cheap motel, but when she took her pants off my eyes started to sting so I got the hell out of there because I was pretty sure I was in for a busted-out puss flap."

by Des Long November 16, 2012

One in the ass is worth two in the puss

An old adage meaning it is better to have sex with one ass, rather than with two vaginas.

Bob: I think Becky might let me go Greek on her this Friday, but I was supposed to have a three way with these Guatemalans the same night.

Joe: Times like these my grandpappy used to tell me “One in the ass is worth two in the puss”.

by Yu Sho Me Dong September 18, 2023

blow the horse in my puss/ass

To go through hard times with no better perspective. To be bankrupt, badly dressed and stinky because you`ve just had a huge scandal at work and the boss (who saw you) decided to fire you. It goes for men and women alike.

My boss fired me! Man, I never though I`ll blow the horse in my puss/ass! I think I`ll sink quite a few tonight.

by Reek-the-Prick January 9, 2020

a puss-filled cyst in the colon of society

The worst of the worst, when it comes to social position. Bottom rung. Underneath the barrel. Complete and utter lack of inter-personal skills.

"That poor fucker's a puss-filled cyst in the colon of society."

by Kron' May 19, 2008