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Prison

A place where gay guys get raped in the shower, although they like it.
Prison Mate 1: Did you like it when the new inmate raped you?
Prison Mate 2: Hell yeah!
by Danny L. January 19, 2007
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someone with God-given sex appeal, sure to turn heads when they walk into a room. Please, dont be alarmed, they love holding toes rather than hands, especially in the room you sleep in. A fighter since the womb, they will never back down from a challenge. Sure to be socially awkward art times, but you cant blame them, it takes two to create the child, and its not their mother's genes. They have a nice balance of morbid obesity yet cultured with a touch of racism. The best of both worlds one might say. Im so horny rn. Not only are their toes enormous, but so is their lower left intestine. It really gets everyone in the room gassed up. Along with luscious locks of hair, probably better than your moms, they have an uncanny resemblance to Lavar Ball (black middle aged man), but you will never hear them brag about it because of how humble they are. Basically to sum it up, this person is like taking Xanex and LSD while getting railed from the behind by a guerrilla-monster. Not to be mistaken for a guerrilla like harambe, because harambe was a pussy compared to this shit.
Person 1: "Doctor, please prescribe me something my anxiety and depression is making me want to eat ass."
Person 2: "I will prescribe you with a daily zoom call with my brotha fromah notha motha Gennifer Dorgan Phillip John Pagano Keerat Howe Octavias Maximum Security Prison 6ix9ine, their raw sexual charisma will radiate through your body and cure your problems immediately
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Procon

The nickname given to someone when it has been decided that that they are more likely of two persons that you would rather engage in coitus with.
person A: "Who would you rather do, Price or Pattinson?"

person B: "Price obviously, he is a total procon."
by ItIsConfidential November 26, 2011
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prisoning

To dip out on friends, doing something obviously unacceptable by friends.
friend 1: Hey man lets go out to the bar
friend 2: Nah man, I got to study for a test
friend 1: Dude you're prisoning on me (prisoning said with emphasis)
by Russell Mc March 1, 2007
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Propone

Similar to Propanone.
Organic Chemistry teacher: this chemical is called Propone.

Student: isn't it ProPANONE??

Teacher: NO TIMMAY, IT'S GOD DAMN PROPONE!
by Skeetpants January 18, 2009
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prison drama

-noun
1. drama brought about by the incarceration or a near-incarceration experience of someone close to you.

2. unavoidable drama brought about by a group of close friends or family members that leaves you feeling as though you have been stuck into a prison cell with all involved parties.
1. "It's not my fault he keeps getting drunk in public; I'm just sick of all of his prison drama!"

2. "My family and their prison drama, man. They feel as though I should have an opinion in every matter."
by twinkypanda June 2, 2010
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Prison black guy

An evil black guy. Black guys are usually not bad, but some can feel an evil desire to get revenge on whites for white-on-black racism that can land them in jail where they can team up with other black guys to beat white guys up.
White prisoner: I hope I don't get beaten up by a prison black guy
Black prisoner: I'm going to beat you up, racist!
by Alex Spencer Stregger February 14, 2015
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