poser band

Bands that posers love to listen to.
Good Charlotte,Green Day,My Chemical Romance,Simple Plan, Ashlee Simpson. say all you want but we all know it's true!

Hey Blair, I just came from American Eagle and bought this super cute $40 vintage t-shirt! and now I'm heading over to Sam Goody to buy the new Avril Lavigne album!

by emochild4life August 28, 2005

poser flip

What posers do when they try to skateboard. Usually for kickflips but could be for other technical tricks.

Poser: I'm soo good I can do a kickflip
Skater: Bullshit
Poser: (trys to but falls over and busts his ass)
Skater: hah what a poser flip

by skateforlife97 January 21, 2005

Poser

Ghetto kids who wear skinny jeans all of a sudden, even though they gave white kids shit about it before, calling them faggots.

Ghetto kid: Yo, these skinny jeans are hot son.

Other kid: Even though last month you said skinny jeans are for fags and your baggy pants were reaching halfway down your ass. Poser punk bitch.

by PillsforIlls February 3, 2009

Poseur Punk

Simply put, crappy punk-rock music.

I think it's funny how 'punks' bitch about how poseur a certain band is, or how band X is "SO much more punk" than band Y, when in reality these 'poseur punk bands' are simply CRAPPY punk bands.

by Wiseass May 1, 2007

a poser

A wannabe. Simple as that.

You can't skate. You are such a poser!

by Peterapples June 7, 2016

posen

A small town located in Northeast lower Michigan Notorious as a hillbilly town. Common activities include the Potatoe Festival and cow tipping. The entire school system is contained in one building (K-12) known as consolidated schooling.

Lets go to the Posen Potatoe Festival this weekend.

by John Beatty September 23, 2006

Poser

The act of trying to be what one is not, trying to relate and blend with a social group. Usually someone who is alone. Being a poser mostly consists of pretending one likes certain things, and one who acts in those one is trying to impress. It is typical for a poser to be disliked.

That Chris Bouvier is such a poser, pretending to like and do what we like and do, he is so annoying. Like that one time...

Person: Oh...Hey...
Chris: HEY GUYS! Have you played that new awesome video game *talks about game randomly* Yea and like wow everything is so 1-3-3-7 fo sho!
Person: Um...yes...

by Albert Johnson December 28, 2005