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tax porn

Tax law changes with supporting anecdotes or cases sited where they are almost unbelievable and yet true.
"Did you see this juicy bit of tax porn? HIE Holdings, Inc. v. Comm. TCM 2009-130? The dude tried to hide money from his wife by setting up a shell company with his mistress where she billed out $20K a month for fake coffee beans and pretended to buy arcade games! For $20,000 a month he should have bought some of the arcade games."
by Slanginfoguy January 1, 2021
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Suicide porn

To look at dangerous objects or places and to fantasise over causing yourself harm/death using them. The warm feelings this brings up are phycholagically gratifying, rather than sexual.
Mmm the swords in this museum look so hecking sharp I can almost feel them on my beautiful skin taking the pain away... Suicide porn material all over the place, I must leave at once after staying a bit longer
by HarleySlavedson November 1, 2017
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mountain porn

a stash of printed pornographic material found by accident in a remote area; usually refers to material printed prior to the internet age
While walking along the Pacific Crest Trail, Ed stumbled upon some mountain porn that brought him enjoyment for several days.
by ixtup March 9, 2019
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stoner porn

Something that is Fun, or entertaining to look at.
That movie Dr.Strange, Stoner porn man. Nothin' but Kaleidoscopes.
by Commander Buns February 16, 2017
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spongebob porn

Hot and sexy. Commonly watched and/or looked at by nerdy weeaboos with sponge fettishes
That spongebob porn made me soupy!
by 5p0ng3Fet15h December 18, 2016
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beta porn

n.

1. Pornographic content where female breasts, vaginas, and, typically, buttocks are clothed, censored, or covered to match what a beta male is permitted to see in real life. Often includes captions that insult the beta male viewer using true statements about his sexual inadequacy.

2. Pornographic content originally made for a beta male audience.

Examples: Femdom and cuckold porn
While all my peers who get laid jerk off to regular porn, I only pinch my pee pee to beta porn since no girl has even shown me her titties in real life.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 5, 2021
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porn snob

Noun. Somebody who is extremely opinionated about porn and judges others based on their porn choices. Feels that they prefer porn that is "classier" than the average porn.
"I'd NEVER go on youporn. The penetration is so vulgar! I'll stick to Playboy, thank you very much."

"Don't be such a porn snob dude."
by smpoza September 2, 2011
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