plasticdoves

the worst person on stan twitter. all of his tweets flop. he should just deactivate. andrew i’m talking to you.

omg did u see plasticdoves new tweet? it TANKED so hard. embarassing to say the least.

by vscogirl666 August 21, 2020

Plastic

kardashian

kardashians are more plastic than in the ocean

by Knight_of_memes September 14, 2020

Plastic

A girl that looks perfect and has rich parents has a small friend group and everyone outside of the group hates them but pretends to like them

That girl over there she’s a plastic

by Mr canvas October 20, 2020

Plastic Shuffle

When you’re at the checkout and you’re panic shuffling your debit/credit cards trying to determine which one is least likely to be decline.

After seeing the total, he hesitated and plastic shuffled his cards.

I am so broke that I always do the plastic shuffle whenever I check out.

by DariusJosephus November 21, 2020

Plastic Shuffle

When you’re at the checkout and you’re panic shuffling your debit/credit cards trying to determine which one is least likely to be decline.

After seeing the total, he hesitated and plastic shuffled his cards.

I am so broke that I always do the plastic shuffle whenever I check out.

by DariusJosephus November 21, 2020

plastic sperm machine

adult human male

"hello there! how do you identity yourself? please?"
"well you see, i enjoy being know as a 'plastic sperm machine!"
"oh wow, thats honest! bye!"

by hairy poo bum willy heas March 27, 2021

Plastic

A form of object that can be formed into anything.

Boy: Barbie is so hot i wish i could hit that

Girl: bitch please she just got plastic surgery, those boobs and that ass are fake.

by wetAss_pussy April 17, 2021