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Pinging out

Pressing your hole against a pan and farting letting it ping back inside making a loud sound.
by Hardyshoe14 March 2, 2025
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God ping

A sarcastic way of describing how shitty yours or another persons ping is in an online game. Commonly used for whenever someone has really high ping and it's extremely hard to kill them.
I have God ping. I'm so strong right now.

This dude is literally just eating my bullets, he's got God ping.
by Riley Ruiner October 31, 2021
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Ping

Tempermental nerd with a gift for annoying sounds, pixel art, and mastering musical instruments. A subpar sibling but a model student, Pings are known to hibernate most of the day with their heads buried in their phones while slowly drowning in their own waste.
Ping was supposed to babysit but fell asleep watching Japanese Minecraft videos and the house burned down.
by Dooberfish November 22, 2021
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ping pong duvet

Ballsack, or the protect skin cover around the testicles
Man my ping pong duvet is itchy as shit
by ChungledownBim January 5, 2024
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A few strange noises made by the mouth of a man with 11 toes.
It will go somewhere along the lines of Bingle-bongle-dingle-dangle-yickety-doo-yickety-dah-ping-pong-lippy-tappy-too-tahh.
by teeny weeny sheeny February 15, 2025
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High Ping Bastard

The term first appeared with Quake by Id software in online chats and taunts of fellow players.

Any player who has a high ping value and is able to stay at the top of the scoreboard for online gaming. Typically for dial up connections with a high ping and latency. The players tend to taunt and adapt tactics on first person shooters or real time simulations to the point of excellence and aggravation of broadband users who spend many times their counterparts and still get rektd. Abbreviated as "HPB" usually.
Did you hear about the guy who leased a T1 line to play online for $2000 a month? He still gets pwned by High Ping Bastards with rusted barbed wire telephone lined dialup users from Oklahoma.
by Argonator May 19, 2022
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Ping whiner

Mostly specific to Discord.
Some annoying, lazy-ass individual who complains about getting role-wide or server-wide notifications, sometimes even of being personally mentioned, when they could simply change their settings or their status instead of making everyone else deal with the consequences of their laziness.
Angry Ping whiner: "Who pinged for some stupid reason again?!"
Admin: "How about you take five seconds to go in your settings and disable notifications instead of being a ping whiner?"
by Stryker_27 June 21, 2024
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