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Pigeons

How can them pigeons be eon there phone but the niggers can’t
by Kaylie youknow March 14, 2022
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Flock of Pigeons

A term used to describe when you have more than one supervisor at your workplace, upwards of four.

When there is a Flock of Pigeons flying above you at your place of work, you will be incapable of thinking, making decisions or taking the initiative on your own.

For example, if you come up with an idea to improve worker satisfaction which will lead to increased worker productivity, you will have to bring up that idea to the first Pigeon. The first Pigeon or Pigeon 1 will tell you that it has to discuss with the Pigeon above them before anything is decided. So, Pigeon 1 will head-bob their way to Pigeon 2 and the second Pigeon will also say that it has to take the idea to the Pigeon above them and so on and so forth. After your idea is discussed amongst all the Pigeons, they will come to the conclusion that since the idea was not thought of by the Flock itself, it must be rejected.

All that time wasted discussing the idea itself, no actual work or change happens when the Flock of Pigeons gets together.
Jack: Hey, listen to this. I had an idea to -
Logan: Slow down, I'm going to stop you right there. If you have any idea at all, don't waste your time telling me. You'll have to bring it to the Flock of Pigeons. Then again, it'll be a waste of time either way.
by Prophet Dusk March 6, 2021
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Pigeon

A majestic beast that fluffs when wet
Derrick do you see that fluffy thing?
OH SHIT ITS A WET PIGEON!!!
by Wetpigeongod February 14, 2023
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Pigeon

When you accidentally poke you finger up a man’s bum hole while shouting ‘PIGEON’!
Guys, I can’t remember how it happened but he was walking around naked and I pigeoned him
by Mother Flocker June 2, 2022
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Pigeon

A retarded prick called Archie who is anerexic and has one but and no friends
Oi that guy is a proba pigeon
by Nignig 200 November 13, 2018
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Shit Pigeon

An idiot person. Usually someone who does something that crushes another persons feelings and makes them feel like shit.
You shit pigeon, you fucked my girlfriend so I am going to shoot you in the stomach!
by RickyPacific February 18, 2023
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Pigeon

It's a bird! No it's a plane! No it's a city chicken!

Succa that's a Pigeon
by Trekith May 30, 2019
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