pietromaximoffgirlfriend

person who simps for pietro and wants to be shouted at by every hot person 😇

i think that pietromaximoffgirlfriend is a huge ass pietro maximoff simp

by .peterparkerkinnie April 11, 2022

Puerto Rican Riviera

Southern part of Brooklyn also known as Coney Island. Riviera season is June til September. Signs of the season include but not limited to an increase of Honda's & Nissan's with PA, VA, & NJ temp tags parked along Surf Ave with empty Coors Light cans leading a trail to the brown sandy beach.

I saw Mexicans playing volleyball with a soccer play on the Puerto Rican Riviera last year.

by 15plus1 May 1, 2022

Piero

A man of his words, a special man, A man of wisdom.

Also a fucking monkey.

Mark: "Look at that monkey!",

Zack: " You mean Piero?"
Mark: "Same thing."

by amongussusmasterbailtersus2058 May 5, 2022

pierotechnics

Da dramatic "flames 'n' explosions" dat happen when an unsuspecting diner naively chows down on a wedge of filling-and-crust pastry dat's been copiously sprinkled with hot seasonings.

Da term "pierotechnics" could indeed refer to someone's "blistering" reaction when biting into an overly-spicy baked-goods offering, but if you omit da first "e", it could also refer to someone's having a major "blazing meltdown" from trying to wrap his head around da infamous "numerical ratio of a circle's diameter vs. its circumference" mathematical operation.

by QuacksO May 8, 2022

Pierson

He is the most caring, amazing, wonderful person on this planet. He is my best friend and my boyfriend all in one. He is the best, he makes me so happy. Everyday he makes me smile. His smile, his beautiful brown eyes, him, just makes my day always.

I love you
-S

mom: What are you smiling at
me: Pierson

by Shay rowland May 29, 2022

Puerto Rican Snowstorm

When you spin a sports ball on the tip of your penis at the same time as ejaculation.

Joe: Yo did you see the soccer game last night?
Hunter: Yea, I was so happy we won that I treated myself with a Puerto Rican Snowstorm.
Joe: Sounds fun.

by leverr July 26, 2022

pierogi pound

When, after a night out of eating pierogi’s with his friends, your boyfriend/husband comes back home and gives you the hardest doggy style you have ever experienced. Often occurs with men from the Pittsburgh area.

Lily: My hips are so sore today.
Sarah: Why?
Lily: Steve came home last night after hanging out with the boys and gave me a good pierogi pounding. He made us do it in front of a Big Ben poster too.
Sarah: John did that to me last night too, they must’ve both in at that new pierogi place in downtown Pittsburgh.

by PierogiPound October 4, 2022