Phone addict

When you are crazy about your phone, and you can only stare at the screen that will take your eyesight away from you. You will then block out every thing in your life that has a meaning. And you will then die a virgin.

God dammit Jesse stop looking at your phone, I swear you are a phone addict.

by Dictation Dictator January 27, 2021

dill phone

phone set on vibrate shoved into vagina or placed on scrodem and called repdivly to arouse the user

dude did u hear bout adam he was dill phone in mr.rosas class

by shane states April 24, 2009

boobie phone

When a woman is driving and she does not have a hands-free device, so, she puts the phone on speaker and puts it in her bra between her breasts to talk.

I was driving home from work and there was nothing on the radio, so I called my girlfriend on boobie phone to gossip.

by FitzLovin' December 9, 2009

Silent Phone Scope

When you call somebody who is at a party, when they answer you stay quiet, Just so you can see if the party is poppin'

You may also call private if you please.

MARK: (DIALS NUMBER)

JOHNNY: ( HELLO? )

MARK: *SILENCE*

JOHNNY: ( Lots of noise in the back round )

MARK: *Hangs up* LETS GO PARTY!

Silent phone scope.

by marillias January 3, 2010

Jersey Phone Call

the act of giving a guy head while another guy fucks your ear and both guys cum simultaneously

my ear hurts from that jersey phone call I got

by earstuffer January 7, 2011

Obsessive Phone Trading Disorder

AKA PTD To constantly trade, purchase, sell and swap one's phone. PTD sufferers are generally underworked, oversexed and have too much time on their hands. The phones of PTD sufferers are always in perfect pristine condition, as one with PTD will constantly clean and wipe the phone after each use (PTDers may also have Germaphobia). Along with being kept in pristine condition, the phones from the PTDer are left feeling unloved and cheap since the PTDer doesn't have the phone in his possession for more than 4-6 weeks. Intervention is critical for the sake of the phone.

He suffers from obsessive phone trading disorder. He buys a new phone every 4 weeks.

by PrincessConsuela1971 November 20, 2010

Cell Phone DJ

Douchebags who walk along with their cell phones playing music like a miniature 1980's Ghetto Blaster.

Steve: "Wheres that tinny, irritating music coming from?"
Tom: "The douchebag over there. Damn Cell Phone DJ."
Steve: "Hasnt that asshole heard of ear buds?"

by @theosus September 12, 2011