perve cleanse

when someone boots everyone of their cam

just had to perve cleanse because the whole room was watching

by epigav May 14, 2010

Prevert

A prevert is a professional pervert, someone who is thinking pervert before speaking it. Already thinking of the next perverted line to spit out, constantly in pervert mode.

~ My Uncle is Prevert, he always has something nasty to say.

by I am Me Not You July 27, 2010

Pervcrastination

Avoiding doing something useful or something that needs doing by perving on someone or something. A play on 'procrastination'.

do your work! you're so good at pervcrastination

by StarkRavingEmo December 16, 2010

Perve-a-verance

Creep on creepin' on.

Listen. To be a real creepy creep, you have to have a lot of perve-a-verance.

by jayveegarren November 22, 2011

Perve prang

A fender bender that is the result of perving on a distractingly good looking person outside the car. Whilst perving, you run into the back of the car in front of you, resulting in thousands of dollars of damage. Bonus points are awarded if he/she gives you their number... which isn't likely.

"What happened to your car man?"
"Just a perve prang... I didn't get her number but it was totes worth it"

by WRX4SALE December 28, 2011

Permeriod

Short for "permanent period" - usually in reference to one's whose demeanor has a somewhat heavy flow and needs a both a tampon AND a pad, just in case

"Looks like Sheila is your moon sister"
"She's always on her period"
"You mean permeriod?"

by wiznerd1 August 16, 2012

pergergets

Testicles

You cheat on your girlfriend and she knees you in the testicles and you would yell, owwww my pergergets!!!

by Hello friend January 1, 2014