Peetertips

A condition where a man walks out of a bathroom without washing his hands. Derives from the words "peeter," meaning a penis, and "tips," referring to his fingertips. This affliction affects 80% of men.*

*Warning: this may be an alternative fact.

Brad definitely is suffering from peetertips. I always leave the bathroom behind that filthy handed bastard.

by Jockstar25 April 21, 2017

Peepeehurt

A condition that one develops when experiencing s*xual tension, and during that moment will experience extreme peepee itching and it hurts

Man my peepee hurts, I think I have peepeehurt

by NiceMice November 28, 2017

peemergence

when the pee is coming out after you've been holding it in for a long time,
maybe while you are having a peemergency

The peemergence has begun.
*cue the sound of urine hitting the rims of a toilet bowl*

by awestar27 December 16, 2017

peepef

Peepef is an example of what happens when people misspell words because people are idiots. (They could also just have bug thumbs but in Sonja's case she doesn't have an excuse besides being a dumb blonde)

person one texing: Hey what's up my peepef
Person two texting: omg again how are you such a bad texter?

by sawnja the sexiest girl alive May 22, 2018

peepeeween

When you nut and your penis experiences mass amounts of pain and falls off

Daaaamn he got that peepeeween and now he can't reproduce

by I just plucked a beat April 3, 2018

peepee head

It means they are very peepee like aka a dick

A prime example is this YouTube channel called onion head

Hot guy walks to the park with other friend "Look at that peepee head over their." Other friend looks" Ya that girl is a real peepee head

by NatsuTheMatsu June 21, 2018

peepier

Peeps who creeps on fb are not on ur friends list but are following u anyways cuz they peepier than creepy

Bitch has peepier friends than u find in the ghuttas

by Jvanasseumassgmail August 24, 2018