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Patch's Law

When you argue with somebody online and they resort to calling you a Nazi, They have violated Patch's Law, and therefore, have automatically lost the argument. A variant of Ad Hominem, but never taken seriously.
Person 1: I got in an argument on twitter and the other guy violated Patch's Law, So I automatically won the argument.

Person 2: Who are you? how did you get in my house?

Person 1: Don't worry about it, do you have a minute to talk about our Lord and savior Jesus Christ?
by AlduinsSpicyFart April 14, 2022
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Satyr Patch

That wonderful area of hair above a man’s buttocks in the Lumbus region of the lower back.
When the college waterpolo team put on their speedos, many of the men’s Satyr patches were on full view.

When we kiss, I love to feel his beard on my lips, while I place one hand behind his head to pull him into me and my other hand on is satyr patch to stoke his hair.
by Theofeeder March 24, 2025
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sour patch

when someone has a clump of pubic hair that is a different color than the rest of their pubes
bro, I need to redye my sour patch, I've got a girl coming over.
I saw his sour patch last night
by Impossiblebooty December 26, 2021
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patch bomb

a woman's Pubic Hair that grows natural, but is much larger than the ordinary patch. Basically, it looks like a patch bomb went off on her crotch.
by shadow October 8, 2003
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Patch Up

To put money together with someone to purchase something.
We’re going to “patch up” for the air bnb being that everyone wants their own room.
by DaddyDolo June 29, 2022
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story patch

When your story has a hole in it you give it a story patch
Eric cleverly used a story patch when Emily accused him of lying
by The definer 2000 March 11, 2017
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Patch 4

A long-awaited update to a VR game named Bonelab created by Stress Level Zero. It's said to improve the Marrow engine, the SDK, and add a built-in mod manager. Also goes by the name Project 4.
Friend: "Man, I hope Patch 4 comes out soon!"
You: "Same. I'm a standalone user and I really want that built-in mod manager."
by stanley_284727 May 23, 2024
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