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Tana Taffy Plank Puddin

A skutrag Ingloid, born and raised, a brainless, uneducated, original sandnaght who will never amount to anything. She will always couch bounce from trap house to trap house. A little hoe that resembles the worms in Men in Black because she pokes her ass outward to make it appear larger than non existing and in result her abdomen appears to be bloated like two week old dead animal carcus waiting to explode at the first poke. Sleeps around with whoever, whenever, wherever, because shes easy and poses no challenge for any man to get it in. She is so revolutingly nasty that she has knowingly had the clap for 10 months, maybe longer, spreading it to every man she sleeps with without disclosing the fact that she is infected with full blown chlamydia.
That Tana Taffy Plank Puddin is such a dumb nasty hoe! Can you believe that she drove by the local health department and didn't stop to have her STD treated.
by Fefe and shardin July 6, 2022
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chocolate pudding

A nickname referring to a fat "African American" woman (or man?) who wears clothes that are too small for them. Therefore showing their skin to the world. It then resembles chocolate pudding.
Ewww look at the chocolate pudding on that girl!
by Hottie4shawtie March 5, 2010
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Figgy pudding

Inserting a piece of skinned ginger root into an anus or vagina that you just cream pied.
Dude I came in that broad last night then went to the kitchen, peeled ginger, and then jammed it inside. I totally gave her a figgy pudding.
by Hahadebatable September 4, 2015
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Puddie

a girls pussy. all wet n juiey too
i'll beat the puddie till she cries!

beat the puddie!
by 2005 December 28, 2005
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Kansas City pudding rag

a sweaty, shitty rag resembling pudding
it was so hot today i made a kansas city pudding rag when i wiped my ass.
by c & j October 24, 2007
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puddin pop

puddin pop - noun - a male who is a total wimp and lacks the ability to do what is required of men.
Two friends in a conversation:

Alan: Alright, let's roll. It's almost midnight, bars close at 2.

Matt: Huh.... uh, I'm not really feelin it tonight man let's just chill here and smoke another bowl.

Alan: You are such a little puddin pop man. Now get it together already.
by Motron706 March 17, 2011
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tapioca pudding syndrome

when you havn't had sex in a long time and when you ejaculate, a yellow, jell-o-like substance comes out.
guy #1- Dude last night when i pulled out, a thick, yellow substance came out.

guy #2- No way! You need some more action...that's tapioca pudding syndrome
by Roger Blank May 15, 2006
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