a pair of boobs that are enormously big, but aren't the kind you would enjoy. Often associated with Pancake Nipples.
by trixisforkids3 December 20, 2017

When you commit war crimes against several small villages in quick succession to achieve domination over fellow Homo sapiens
Human 1: “Hey how did you go with the phat hazz on the weekend”
Human 2: “Yeah it was great, looking forward to next weeks event”
Human 2: “Yeah it was great, looking forward to next weeks event”
by The dog’s bollocks December 8, 2021

Verb example ; "How was your day ?" "I was just being phat all day"
Noun Example; "The way Bruce writes is so phat."
Noun Example; "The way Bruce writes is so phat."
by KEANU_COCK January 3, 2017

by Eldog October 30, 2021

by Madcraka December 25, 2021

when you take a fat shit on a girls chest, she then proceeds to lick it and picks it up, rams her fist up your arse crevasse putting it back up there.
me and my girl phat pooned yesterday
I really enjoy a phat poon
my grandma decided to phat poon with my dad yesterday
I really enjoy a phat poon
my grandma decided to phat poon with my dad yesterday
by Johnny sins 12 incher January 26, 2021
