Pasteologist

A degree in seeing that ass

I’m studying dat ass in college. I’m gonna be a Pasteologist.

by anonymous December 14, 2024

paste

In cheating communities, a paste is a cheat that is completely copy-pasted (or, more modernly, downloaded straight from GitHub) from the source of another cheat.

This pairs with a 'rename', which is just a paste but renamed throughout the code.

Skids (script kiddies) usually do this to try to look cool.

Skid: "hey look at the cheat i just spent 4 hours making"
Guy: "that's a fucking onetap paste, stfu"

by actual hvher January 18, 2025

Posted & Boasted

A generic posting on social media to inform, update, or sympathize with, one’s followers, friends, and fans, usually in a light-hearted, downplayed manner which screams of bragging.

A humble brag.

“Did you see he posted photos of him working in a soup kitchen? He totally Posted & Boasted! He was the main focus in the photos!”

by Hugh Wards January 24, 2025

Passed Pawns

When while playing chess your pawn is close to the other side of the board and they get the free way all through.

UWU: There is no way you are winning this game!
OWO: Are ya kidding? I get two passed pawns! I am Invincible!

by Raggedy dude March 2, 2025

pastetic hopistition

When you get a lyric wrong in a way that it's so wrong you almost had to apply effort to be that wrong. Origin: Josh sang "pastetitic hopistition" instead of "pathetic harmless victims" to Slayer's song Angel of Death, making up his own language to get the lyrics that wrong. Now we want to share this useful, fun phrase with the world.

"Dude, the lyric is 'pathetic, harmless victims!' You just pastetic hopistitioned.

"Did you just sing 'easy sea bag' instead of 'ease the seat back' to Van Halen's Panama? I'm calling a pastetic hopistition."

by Mick IX July 7, 2025

pastetic hopistition

When you get a lyric wrong in a way that it's so wrong you almost had to apply effort to be that wrong. Origin: Josh sang "pastetitic hopistition" instead of "pathetic harmless victims" to Slayer's song Angel of Death, making up his own language to get the lyrics that wrong. Now we want to share this useful, fun phrase with the world.

"Dude, the lyric is 'pathetic, harmless victims!' You just pastetic hopistitioned.

"Did you just sing 'easy sea bag' instead of 'ease the seat back' to Van Halen's Panama? I'm calling a pastetic hopistition."

by Mick IX July 7, 2025

Paster

(n.) A coder who mostly copies and pastes other people's code instead of writing or understanding it themself. Often makes minimal tweaks, then claims the result as their own work.

“Don’t be a paster — learn how the function works before you paste it in.”

by Stackswise November 12, 2025