double joints

Definition 1: Unusual flexibility, usually in arms, fingers and legs.

Definition 2: Two blunts.

Definition 3: Uncontrollable sexiness and bad assery.

1: My phalanges are double jointed.

2: "Hey man, can I have one of those double joints?"

3: OH MY GOODNESS. DOUBLE JOINTS...

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by Ben Dover The Fifth January 7, 2016

Double-half.

A variation of sexual intercourse enabling the male to give the female double the girth but only half the length. This is achieved by going in with a flaccid penis folded in half.

It was like throwing a sausage down a hallway, so I gave her some good old double-half.

by SlyD0g March 4, 2017

Double-Woobity

The accent that people from the New York and other east coast states speak with, accenting certain vowels when is it unnecessary. This word is mostly know to people on the west coast as it is used as a point of humor.

Hey, you wanna go down the the Yonkers- except when using a double-woobity it would sound more like Yaawnkaas. Or the did u see the "Bwaaahstun" (Boston) game last night?

by 1pacyen December 31, 2010

Double Thumpkin

Placing the right thumb in the vagina, and the left thumb in the butthole.

My wife moaned and groaned as I gave her a no-lube double thumpkin.

by SlimGravy January 16, 2019

double under

After a long night of drinking, when you need to puke and shit at the same time, you bring the trash can between your legs while on the toilet and squeeze as hard as you can. This act can be seen as pinching a raw sausage in the middle and pushing the meat out of the casing from both ends. If severely hungover, this is the best case scenario to efficiently exhume all remnants from the night before. Male side effects from this maneuver usually cause awkward boners.

" Man, John pulled the double under this morning. He must have had one hell of a night!"

by whiskyshits April 6, 2014

Shot the double

when you cum / ejaculate twice during sex with your partner

"I was banging Sarah last night and I shot my load over her stomach, then stuck it back inside for more and came again over her pussy"

"So you Shot the Double"?

"Yeah"

by shooter cum September 16, 2009

Double peneflation

When suppliers fuck the consumer by simultaneously increasing prices and shrinking the product (quantity, quality, portions, …). It can be equivalently thought of as shrinkflation along with unit price increase.

Bob: My internet bill increased this month.
Alice: Did your service bandwidth or speed improve?
Bob: No, it actually got worse.
Alive: You got fucked by double peneflation.

by Aix3zeiz September 10, 2023