by Funbutter April 18, 2014
by BladeOverlord May 14, 2019
by blackfooted December 04, 2013
by ac February 09, 2004
You ever been to the Sahara desert before? NO? What about that cave those female climbers went to in "The Descent?" Well fear not friends! Joshua Tree is all of that and so much more! With our state of the art roadways that take years to fix a single pothole, the great humid sweat glistening off your CD changer neck temperatures, the amazing view you get of your neighbors window yelling at their spouse or cat for not flushing the toilet, yes sir! All that and a mexican restaurant that's open 24 hours a day! Welcome to Joshua Tree, where everyone retires!
"HEY BILL! Man I love being in Palm Springs!
Bill - "You moron, we're in Joshua Tree, stop taking drugs."
Bill - "You moron, we're in Joshua Tree, stop taking drugs."
by Gif me a hard time. June 30, 2017
by Pseudonym... I mean... uh... John June 22, 2004
a solitary tree amid remote or wide open landscape. Usually a witness tree has been around for many hundreds of years and is the only witness to the history in that area. This phrase can also refer to other objects that have stood the test of time to be the only witness in an area; for example a witness rock.
While driving through wide open prairie of South Dakota, we stopped to have a picnic under a witness tree.
Bob caught his limit of walleye while sitting on a witness rock at wolverine bend.
Bob caught his limit of walleye while sitting on a witness rock at wolverine bend.
by lakejammers August 15, 2011