steak umms

A used and destroyed vagina which hangs out of a dirty skank's filthy and rank jean shorts.

Excuse me! Hey! Miss! Your pussy is hanging out of your shorts and my son keeps tugging on it, his hands smell horrid now and it must be from your steak umms, I mean vagina flaps, please tuck that shit in and for God sake...go scrub your nasty vag! No Bobby, we cannot have steak umms for lunch!

by Cakencock August 25, 2022

Montreal Steak Seasoning

A seasoning containing a variety of herbs and spices. Can be used on many different meats from beef to poultry. Usually used by people that are not good at cooking and commonly used on chicken and rice.

Man Zachary is using montreal steak seasoning again? He must on be a basic bitch.

by Chicken and rice boy January 2, 2022

Steak of the Lake

Sand Hill Crane meat

Whats for dinner tonight?

I went sand hill crane hunting today. We are eating steak of the lake

by Awesome beard March 29, 2022

Steak Eye

When you are running with a mouldy steak, fall over, and get the steak in your eye.

I was running down the stairs, tripped over Bob's glory hole, and gave myself a Steak Eye

by Destiny Addicts Podcast August 22, 2019

Pocket Steak

ˈpɒkɪt steɪk . Rectum or butthole in common parlance.

Once a desirable filet of rare AAA meat, after years of indiscriminate sexual encounters, Danny's Pocket Steak was now well done.

by J-Money82 December 12, 2024

Steak and Cheese

What ppl in Virginia call a cheese steak

Ay moe Mario’s got the best steak and cheese in BA

by Yuh Digg January 23, 2021

ass-steak

A poor cut of beef from the rear of the cow, like sirloin or round, typically found at very affordable prices. Usually needs marinade or heavy seasoning to be pleasant to eat.

I sent my wife with a twenty to get some T-bone steak at the grocery store, but she came back with ass-steak.

by jabberwocky1981 April 7, 2011