by itsnotmepls December 4, 2020
Get the Matesmug. The disgraceful yet amusing manlet mating ritual occurs when a gaggle of diminutive and desperate manlets meet up in a public place, mostly in front of basketball arenas, strip down to bikinis and high heels, oil each other up and then awkwardly gyrate to Skee-Lo's "I Wish" as they sing along in their high-pitched manletspeak, all the while internally cursing and swearing at the heavens for dooming them to a comical and dwarflike existence constantly marred by the ravages of the merited mortification universally known as manletism.
Hey, why are those cheerleaders dancing around in front of the arena over there - isn't the halftime performance usually enacted inside? Oh, it's just a manlet mating ritual - the silly manlets do it every month. Have the microscopic manlet boys ever attracted any women? Lol, of course not! Short people got no reason. Hahahahaha!
by ManletDepreciator August 22, 2024
Get the manlet mating ritualmug. by Larc3ny May 18, 2016
Get the real matesmug. by LeSouffleDeVersailles April 23, 2025
Get the Everytime One Person Eats Smcaks Ceral , Another Person Whispers In One's Ear:"' Yo Te Mate'"mug. by Sigggggggggggggggggggmamama March 10, 2025
Get the hoi matemug. Infusion made with yerba mate leaves.
You can find different kind of mate:
•BITTER: Traditional mate.
•SWEET: You add some sugar to the traditional mate and there you have Sweet mate
•COFFE: Instead of putting water in the cup with yerba, you put Coffee and sugar.
•MILK: Instead of putting water in the cup with yerba, you put Milk and sugar.
It has an Argentinian Origin, although Uruguayans, Chileans and Paraguayans want to appropriate it.
You can find different kind of mate:
•BITTER: Traditional mate.
•SWEET: You add some sugar to the traditional mate and there you have Sweet mate
•COFFE: Instead of putting water in the cup with yerba, you put Coffee and sugar.
•MILK: Instead of putting water in the cup with yerba, you put Milk and sugar.
It has an Argentinian Origin, although Uruguayans, Chileans and Paraguayans want to appropriate it.
by rrkkll February 7, 2018
Get the matemug. no mates is usually used as an insult, or to just piss someone off (like a lot) but be carefully if they do have mates and you get bashed
by IDIDNTPASSNNN November 23, 2021
Get the No matesmug.