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Jared

Jareds’ are mixed feeling type of guys who look for attention. Jareds’ are self-absorbed and only care about themselves. Yet, whenever they try to fix something, they always ruin it. They often curse a lot and can lose their temper. Try not to get on their bad side either.
Dang, Jared just called my grandma a big marshmallow and tried to cover it up by saying she’s sweet.
by Spybunny109 November 25, 2018
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Jared Joke

Jared - "How much you smokin bruh, you drained all the cartels"
Me - "Bro that's a fucken Jared Joke lil pandi hed"
by PhatPhnya October 29, 2020
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Jared

19 and illiterate
“Jared, can you read this for the class?”
“No I cannot.”
by Step-daddy October 18, 2021
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Pulling a Jared

When you take too much of a substance you do or don't know the content of and start straight salmon-ing on the floor
Person #1: Yo man I haven't seen Tiffany at school in like 3 days, have you heard from her?
Person #2: Idk man but I heard rumors that she ended up pulling a jared.
by LevMehArone January 25, 2022
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Jared

This man one bold ass mf like bro lost his hairs to a cracked out barber bro.
Person1: That guy got a jared.
Person 2: damn wtf, his barber be on that crack head shit!
by Jumping jackin mf November 21, 2021
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Jared

Jared bowling makes your bowling bawls cream. Super sessy when bowling.
Wow, have you bowled with Jared?! What a sessy man!
by crimsoku September 24, 2021
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Jared's Ears

Jared's Ears is a condition in which your ears are abnormally large. Most would say that they are ticklish because of how big they are. There is no cure for this but one can live with the struggles of Jared's Ears by parting ways with the negatives of its impact.
Dude I have Jared's Ears

Guy: Dont worry bro I dont wanna tickle them

Thanks
by Christophlak May 28, 2024
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