Elongated drooping breasts that can be thrown over the shoulders or around the neck for warmth in inclement weather. Usually formed in the later stages in a female's life but sometimes developed from being fucked like a raggedy slut or not wearing a bra for extended amounts of time... or both. Commonly found in the northern regions of the state of California and more commonly in National geographic magazines.
by Ri'shard May 31, 2010
Get the Scarf titsmug. A person with squeaky tits is someone who has a botched boob job, like lumps, offset nipples, or abnormal shaped breasts.
by Zaniel April 13, 2021
Get the squeaky titsmug. by -anomynous July 11, 2015
Get the hydraulic titsmug. A girl with the perfect set of tits that are really nice, perky, fit your hand perfectly like a water balloon.
Jack - Yo did you see the girl pass by?
Victor - Yeah thats Diane.
Jack - Man, she has the Tits of a Champion.
Victor - Yeah thats Diane.
Jack - Man, she has the Tits of a Champion.
by Scrivilicious July 9, 2011
Get the Tits of a Championmug. Hidden Tits(n)
When a woman appears to have small to average sized breasts but, it is later revealed that they are much larger than originally perceived. This is often due to her taste/style of clothing.
When a woman appears to have small to average sized breasts but, it is later revealed that they are much larger than originally perceived. This is often due to her taste/style of clothing.
" I never realized that Lindsey's tits were so huge and amazing! I sure am glad you invited her over swim."
"I know right?! All her clothes make her boobs look way smaller than they actually are, she has hidden tits"
"I know right?! All her clothes make her boobs look way smaller than they actually are, she has hidden tits"
by ArchAngel-7 May 9, 2014
Get the hidden titsmug. by fifi1234 January 7, 2016
Get the spider titsmug. A variant of the commonly sighted manboob, where the male breast is made of softer, more playful flab than a typical manboob. This results in a downward pointing shape in a triangular formation, like a samosa (the delicious triangular Indian snack).
It is usually middle aged men who have let themselves go who are afflicted with Samosa Tits.
It is usually middle aged men who have let themselves go who are afflicted with Samosa Tits.
Person 1: Have you seen the state of Mr Roberts recently?
Person 2: Yeah, he used to look alright, but now he's got Samosa Tits.
Person 3: I wonder if they taste like mango chutney?
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Person 2: Yeah, he used to look alright, but now he's got Samosa Tits.
Person 3: I wonder if they taste like mango chutney?
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by rave69uk December 7, 2015
Get the Samosa Titsmug.